Required Experience:
None
Game Master:
Andrew Lewis
Price
$5.00
Duration
4 hrs
Location
Start Times:
Fri 9:00 AM
Discription:
Advanced Dimensional Green Ninja Educational Preparatory Super Elementary Fortress 555, the best cartoon series there never was! Between these two gloriously colorful covers, every piece of information that fans of the show could gather together has been collated, codified, cross-referenced and other verbs starting with the letter C.  Every character, every location, and every hilarious joke and sight gag ever shown in the series is described so that you can remember the amazement and joy the show brought to you is presented in such detail, you’d think we somehow managed to get ahold of the Writers! (Of course, we all know this is untrue, as the Writers have not been heard from for diggety-six years, after absconding with all of the original recordings of the show)


If you are perusing this game, then you are interested in playing the Advanced Dimensional Green Ninja Education Preparatory Super Elementary Fortress 555, the game based upon the TV show of the same name, the most popular television show of all time.  No matter how old you are – whether you are just out of diapers or just ready to get back into them again – the show’s three seasons were on, brand new, and amazing.  You would wake up every Saturday morning, put on your feetsie pajamas and grab a big bowl of Hyper Sugar Covered Frosted Chocolate Bacon Honey Syrup O’s (now with Marshmallows!) and sit a foot away from the TV (since sitting close to the TV makes you feel like you are really there) and watch with excitement as the antics of your favorite characters played out on the screen.

DISCLAIMER: Most of the previous paragraphs, and indeed, most of this game is utter lies, fabricated history and complete shenaniganry, wrapped up and presented as the Sky Cow’s honest truth. There was never a television show called Advanced Dimensional Green Ninja Educational Preparatory Super Elementary Fortress 555. But there should have been.