If you are perusing this game, then you are interested in playing the Advanced Dimensional Green Ninja Education Preparatory Super Elementary Fortress 555, the game based upon the TV show of the same name, the most popular television show of all time. No matter how old you are – whether you are just out of diapers or just ready to get back into them again – the show’s three seasons were on, brand new, and amazing. You would wake up every Saturday morning, put on your feetsie pajamas and grab a big bowl of Hyper Sugar Covered Frosted Chocolate Bacon Honey Syrup O’s (now with Marshmallows!) and sit a foot away from the TV (since sitting close to the TV makes you feel like you are really there) and watch with excitement as the antics of your favorite characters played out on the screen.
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